The world’s a stage and some dumbass gave you a microphone
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito
did you just make a contrapositive statement about doritos
in the tumblr tagging system, unsourced artwork is considered especially heinous. on this blogging platform, the users who source these felonies are part of an elite task force called the source your fucking artwork unit. these are their stories.
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
U just want. Taco!
i think your dad might be going through his scene phase
its not a phase its who he is
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
you only likin my selfie? your reblog button broke or?